Jeff Dunham

Like the arrow says

Profession - Ventriloquist

Qualification - The only person ever to win the Ventriloquist of the Year award twice, Jeff has also appeared on The Tonight Show more times than any other ventriloquist. Once again, Jeff, field, greatest therein. Mohammed Ali can't make a puppet talk and tell jokes. As far as I know.

OK, he did this thing for his daughter's birthday once with a sock puppet but you could totally see his lips move and it wasn't that funny.

OK, it was kind of funny, but it wasn't really sock puppet so much as it was a sock, from his foot, like, five minutes before he did the bit. And it smelt noticeably of feet.

Boxer's feet.

Jeff Dowd

Dude

D.O.B. - 20th November, 1949

Home Town - Seattle, WA

Profession - Writer/Producer

Qualification - Jeff was the primary inspiration for the character Jeff 'The Dude' Lebowski, although he is far from a lazy man. In his work as an independent film producer, he has helped raise over $28 million for indie movies. Jeff was on the board of the Sundance film festival, he totally knows Redford. He was a member of the Seattle Seven, that was him... and six other guys, but he didn't write the Port Huron Statement. Jeff has a myspace and you should totally add him as your friend.

Jeff abides.

Jeff Doucette

Jeff

D.O.B. - 1947

Home Town - Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Profession - Actor

Qualification - Jeff played Jeremy Wilkes in top-notch schlock horror The Dentist 2 and the janitor in The Mangler 2 (which has Lance Henriksen in it, and he's a real actor that people have heard of (that's "of whom people have heard", for those of you that don't speak bad-grammar)). Jeff was also the voice of Smeck in God, the Devil and Bob, which was a really good show, but it mentioned God, ergo it was blasphemous and it was cancelled pretty quickly because it didn't play well in the south.

Jeff DeRocker

Renaissance Jeff

Profession - Actor

Qualification - His name is Jeff DeRocker, that's french for Jeff of Rocker. Jeff played a biker in the prison show Oz, but he makes his living at renaissance fairs as a knight. This may not sound very cool, but Jeff can fight with two broadswords at once, throw a spear while riding a horse and he's an accomplished jouster, he puts this on job applications.