Jeff Ferris


Jeff knows a lot about rods

D.O.B. - 21st November, 1970

Home Town - Janesville, WI

Profession - Skateboarder

Qualification - Jeff skates for money, which is cool, but he also writes, produces and acts in theatrical plays, travelling as far as Edinburgh to perform them. Jeff's Pro Impact Stunt Team headed the Got milk? Gravity Tour and, while all this was going on, Jeff still had time to discover a completely new kind of UFO called Rods, which you can read more about here.

Jeff Fahey

Jeff

D.O.B. - 29th November, 1952

Home Town - Olean, NY

Profession - Actor

Qualification - Best known for his portrayal of Jobe Smith in The Lawnmower Man, Jeff is a versatile actor, capable of playing characters with, and without, hair. In his younger days, Jeff once hitch-hiked from New York to Alaska and lived in a kibbutz in Israel. Jeff also appeared in Miami Vice (TV show, not film), he was the gun runner who blew up their ferrari with a missile launcher. When Jeff Fahey tells you to move your car, don't start with the "Do you know who I am? I'm Don fucking Johnson!" bullshit.

Jeff Eugenides

Jeff's pretty cool once you get to know him...


... and he's like, fuck it, I'm a wizard

D.O.B. - 8th March, 1960

Home Town - Detroit, MI

Profession - Author

Qualification - Jeff wrote The Virgin Suicides and then his second novel, Middlesex, won a little thing called the Pulitzer prize. Maybe you've heard of it? He also briefly worked alongside Mother Teresa in India because, you know, he had a week off and she needed a hand (this story is 100% true).

Jeff East

Super Jeff!

D.O.B. - 27th October, 1957

Home Town - St. Louis, MO

Profession - Real Estate Agent

Qualification - Before he turned his awesome Jeff powers to the field of real estate, Jeff played the young Clark Kent in the Superman movie (See Jeff Atcheson). Superman was a Jeff. Unsurprisingly. Jeff was the cool Superman who used his powers to run after trains and pick up chicks. Jeff is also still living, he even has the full use of his legs which puts him at least two up on Reeve. Jeff also played Chris in classic schlock horror Pumpkinhead (also starring Lance Henriksen, who loves the Jeffs (See Jeff Doucette)).