Jeff Ament

Jeff

D.O.B. - 10th March, 1963

Hometown - Havre, Montana

Profession - Musician

Qualification - Jeff plays bass for Pearl Jam who, although probably named after a euphemism for ejaculate, were half responsible for grunge. If only Eddie Vedder had shot himself they might be held in as high regard as Nirvana and Jeff would be as famous as Krist Novoselic. Jeff is also an accomplished graphic designer and creates most of the Pearl Jam album covers, that's back and front, readers. Jeffs are, as a rule, multi-talented, and Jeff's living proof. Jeff wears a lot of shorts, both on stage and off. This is because Jeffs cannot feel the cold. This is a scientific fact (NewScientist Issue No.1546). Jeff is also a big fan of the Seattle Supersonics basketball team and regularly cheers them on from courtside seats. Any rumours that he regularly takes balls to the face are unfounded, or atleast unrelated.