Jeff Boam

Jeff grows good beard, no?

D.O.B. - 30th November, 1949

Home Town - Rochester, New York

Profession - Screenwriter

Qualification - Jeff wrote the screenplays for such films as Innerspace, The Lost Boys, Lethal Weapon 2 & 3 and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Yes folks, there's a good reason why the dialogue for Indy is considerably snappier and less stilted than that of Star Wars, it was written by a Jeff. George Lucas cannot write dialogue: fact. All Jeffs can write dialogue very well, this has been proven by science. If you put an infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of type-writers, they will eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare. If we undertake the same experiment with just two randomly selected Jeffs, you end up with À la Recherche du Temps Perdu by Marcel Proust, but with two striking differences. This version will actually make sense and in the appendices you will find the complete lyrics to Ice Ice Baby. Jeff also co-created The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., the greatly under-appreciated western series starring Bruce Campbell. Jeff died on 24th January 2000.