Jeff 'Skunk' Baxter

Jeff has his own signature Gibson design

D.O.B. - 13th December, 1948

Home Town - Washington D.C.

Profession - Musician

Qualification - Played guitar with Steely Dan and The Doobie Brothers, sports some impressive facial hair and, by some twist of fate, is a defence analyst and consultant to the US government on military defence and national security issues, mostly in the areas of missile defence and theoretical technologies. You may notice, even in these early stages of the alphabet, that Jeffs could quite easily take control of a semi-powerful country (Panama, for example). Jeff once played bass for a young Jimi Hendrix. Have you ever played bass for Hendrix? No, I didn't think so. Jeff has a number of classified security clearances and regularly visits the pentagon, and he knows Clapton. Jeff also pops up in The Louisiana Gator Boys at the end of Blues Brothers 2000. Considering that this is a group constructed solely for a movie and, therefore, could contain anyone in the world, you can see how truly great Jeff is. This is a group containing, among others, B.B. King, Eric Clapton, Bo Diddley, Isaac Hayes, Dr. John and Lou Rawls. If you're looking out for him, and you should be, Jeff's the one in the Ché beret with the well crafted moustache. It's like he's trying to inhale a rat up each nostril tail first.