Jeff Centauri AKA Jeff Emralino

Loud Jeff

Profession - Stuntman

Qualification - Jeff was Sammo Hung's stunt double in Martial Law. He is a stuntman with, not one, but two Jeff-based names, that's dedication. It warms my heart when a man, who is quite obviously a foreigner, has the choice of any English-sounding name in the world, and he chooses Jeff. To come up with a surname as badass as Centauri is an added bonus. Even Jackie Chan was impressed.